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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.