What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.