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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

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How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture