What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture