What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!