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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How much is half of 8?

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!