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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.