What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture