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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.