What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts