What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!