What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.