What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.