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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry