What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker