What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists