Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.