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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!