Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why did the student fail the exam?

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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GoldiLochtes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.