What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.