What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.