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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".