What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...