How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.