How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.