How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.