How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.