Pay for the pizza and close the door.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
A buck 'n ear
Namaste
He was too far out.
Two large planes
She is allergic to nuts.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
