How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.