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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.