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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.