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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.