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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.