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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.