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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.