What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.