The dog knows when to stop scratching.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
The tomato was in a can.
No hard feelings.
They'll tell you.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
It got stuck in a crack.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Quidditching
A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
