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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.