The dog knows when to stop scratching.
About 3 inches
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Forest gunk.
A heroine addict.
They always scratch.
Claude
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
A viola burns longer.