The dog knows when to stop scratching.
At least one group can grow a beard.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Sparky
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
There was a face off in the corner.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
