How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.