How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.