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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.