How do you know whether somebody is a v...

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why are south Italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?