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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!