How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.