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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning