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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.