What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.