What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.