What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.