What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.