What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.