Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

How'd you sleep?

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

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