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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
Miav.
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Because torque is cheap
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
She had a ball
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
A police dog in disguise.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
C minor
He's still there.
Because he never let the dust settle.
Hydrogen mide.
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!