Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

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OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!