Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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Beef Stroganoff

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You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.