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She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
A witch in a garbage can.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
So he could organize his crime
He knew they were going to ice him.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Steal her saucer.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "