Torque
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Carlos
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
9/11 beams
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
A witch in a garbage can.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
My mother.
A pedi-file
There was a face off at centre ice.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
He knew they were going to ice him.
Rigatoni!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!