Torque
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Miami mice!
He worked it out with a pencil
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
A new last name
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Whitney Houston's nose
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
A vice grip.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
A LOT.
Because cross products don't commute!
They torque.