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Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Kurt Fossil
On duty
Because he was.
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