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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?

Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.