What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.