What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."