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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits