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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits