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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Because they can.

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Oven mitts.

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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Possession.

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Putin on the Ritz

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Meals on wheels

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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.