What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Dog gone!
A shampoodle!
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Torque
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
A police dog in disguise.