What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
A subwoofer.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
He tried to blow up a police car.
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
A police dog in disguise.