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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

My Jokes More My Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.