What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
She's fine. But the dog died.
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Good question.
He was talking smack.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
A naughty strawberry
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A police dog in disguise.