Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!