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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!