The fourth wall
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
It's just too hard.
They'll tell you.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Because they don't know where home is
A place were crows go to get a drink!
Stop "Russian"
He came up short on his register.
69 for midgets
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Mine's Womens Rights.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
