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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Neighbourhood Jokes More Neighbourhood Jokes

What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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