What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.