8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Not get a job.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
Because he had a dying light
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
About 8000
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
He buys a new house.