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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

8000 Jokes More 8000 Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

Break Lightbulb Jokes More Break Lightbulb Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight