How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.