8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Zero. They don't exist.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
About 8000
He buys a new house.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.