Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Elopping shears

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!