Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Matter Protester Jokes More Matter Protester Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is life like for a wood worm?

Boring!

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Blm Jokes More Blm Jokes