Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Who's there! Anais! Anais who?

Anais cup of tea!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Blm Jokes More Blm Jokes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge