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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A Bible

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....