What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission