Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!