Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!