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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!