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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.