Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!