What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!