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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole