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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole