What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.