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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.