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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese