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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.