What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.