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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Fine Brother Jokes More Fine Brother Jokes

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.