How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react