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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.