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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.