What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.