What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.