March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.