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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."