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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.