How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.