How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.