What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.