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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.