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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high