What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...