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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.