What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.