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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Soda Machine Jokes More Soda Machine Jokes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.