Insert coin
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Both say Please insert Bill.
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Banned from the zoo.
AIDS for humanity
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
A. Banned from the Zoo.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
A Bipolar Bear
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
They both say insert Bill here
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
A pillow
Dos Eggys
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Kurt and Rod
To liquidate their bills.
Of course the $ bill!
Because he lost his bat, man.
By tree mail!
You don't, you pick it up.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
