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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.