What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.