What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut