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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.