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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.