What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.