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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office