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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.