What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.