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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam