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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.