How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.