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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."