How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again