You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Practice makes perfect.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
The nun has hope in her soul!
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
It's hard to keep track.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
