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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."