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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Skateboarder Jokes More Skateboarder Jokes

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.