One...but it takes him 27 tries
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Put it in a square cup
2.23 in change.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because they only use half pipes.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.