How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.