How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.