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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!