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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full