How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday