How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?