How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?