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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?