How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?