Skateboarder Jokes

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.