How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!