How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.