How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!