What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.