What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.