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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool