What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Because it was the first Indie film.

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Too mainstream