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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.