What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.