How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.