What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.