What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.