Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.