Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Because they Pac-12 of everything.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!