Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.