What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.