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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.