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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce