What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.