Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
That can can can-can!
It was repossessed!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
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