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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Paper View Jokes More Paper View Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view