Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Looks like we're snowed in.

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The cold never bothered them anyway......

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How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"