What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)