What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)