A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
Heifer-weizen.
Moo**lestation
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Two pirates.
It grows a Moostache.