What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.