What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.