What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)