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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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