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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!