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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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