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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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