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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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