30 a week poorer.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
30 because that's peasants work.
Who cares!
7 tees, 30 eggs
Asked every guy under 30.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A barber
Because 30 is too many!
Shout "Bingo!" before them
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A barber.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
They burn calories.
Failure to pull out in time
Four guys watching a football game.
So he can find router space.
They both spit.
Humphrey.
Neapolitan.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
It is about 2 hours long.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
