Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.