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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.