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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's